Score: 6

"Hehee,tästä onkin aikaa kun viimeks näin..."

submission: Emil and the chase

date: January 28, 2003

Vaahteranmäen Eemeli?Joku vielä tuntee sen?Teeppäs vaikka "Pippi Långstrumpa" filmi!;)

Score: 9

"Gah!It's too damn addictive!"

submission: Lost your Marbles

date: January 25, 2003

I just can't stop moving the little cube around the maze.Make it less addictive,please!It's ruining my life!![plays just ONE more time]

Score: 6

"You got the head from ogrish.com?"

submission: An Anti-Clock Lesson

date: January 19, 2003

Well well well...hmm, this is one of those movies that are difficult to review without getting the author screaming "Fuck you!!!1" at me.What can I say?People suck.I personally don't think the clockmovies suck, just the clocks.And like everyone else propably asked, did you get that exploding head from ogrish.com?

Yours truly.Dj

Score: 6

"One thing about all of your movies bugs me"

submission: Ytown Public 2

date: January 18, 2003

The voice acting in all of your movies is messed up!The swedish accent of the director guy should have been the vikings' (in the final episode))voice and the brain cells' voice should have been the bartenders'(Detective Frofrog).Art is nice,humor clicks, but seriously,you got your voice acting messed up big time!I don't suppose you could fix it?I bet you'd get a few points more from several users if you'd fix this small "problem" of low importance.I know what you're thinking, "everyone's a critic...fuck you!".Well we're supposed to be.It's our job as reviewers,to find even the smallest glitches and tiniest errors.Good movie though...

Score: 7

"Well I lie alot..."

submission: Ytown Public 6

date: January 16, 2003

...but I *think* I'm telling the truth when I say I like this.The viking fellow was hilarious.You shoulda made him speak swedish or at least with a swedish accent.And the elephant,oh God hahaa...when I saw the yellow thing enter the hellevator I began to roll on the floor,laughing my furry ass off!I think this is better than your new project(Detective Monmongoose...or was it Chikchicken?)...at least for now that is.Not bad not bad...the plotline kinda sucks though.Seems you make it up as you go.Correct?

Score: 8

"Just a dab will drop ya..."

submission: Detective Frofrog

date: January 16, 2003

First things first,I'm gonna explain the scores.
Graphics:8=10 being the base score,I dropped one point because I don't like to be too flattering.The other one 'cus jazzy 50s style movies should ALWAYS be Noir.
Sound:9=Suhweet jazz!
Interactivity:6=For the eggs
Style:10=Finally!!Someone with a style of his own!
Violence:5=Frofrog punched and chased the little blue rabbit like thing(Can't remember his name)
Humor:7=I am aware that it has been pointed out before,but the timing of the jokes is a bit bad.
And now to comments.
Guess I'm just gonna repeat everything the other reviewers said...oh well.Good music,original artwork yadda yadda frickin' yadda.One question of my own though.Why do all the characters growl while they talk?Even the french bartender grunted and gurgled while he spoke.You snatched some 50-67 old men to do the voice acting?The eggs were damn hard to catch.I had to try 3 times(yes I do suck) before I caught them all.One more thing.When you have a french bartender/waiter,you should always make him say "Au'tor!more wine!"(Did I get the "au'tor" right?).Weell...I guess that's it.
Sum up:
I like monkeys
P.S.Even I could have made a bit better plotline...but whatta hell!It's just the first part...

Score: 7

"Well I guess you can think it like that..."

submission: BLAM! MiniGame

date: January 15, 2003

You little flash zealot you!...ah yes,about the game.Well the graphics are nice and clean.No grumbling about that.The sound I don't know,for my speakers were broken at the time I played this.There's this wee little thing I'd like to yap about.When I reached the higher levels,there doesn't seem to be hardly any "crap" movies and I got so bored that I started turning the "good" movies to jumping dicks(???) and shooting them.Well I guess that's about it.G'day.

Score: 7

"Hmm...tasteless *and* unoriginal."

submission: BlEED I

date: January 14, 2003

I personally don't like goregames because they are unoriginal,all killeverythingthatmovesandabit more,but I do have to say,I rather like this one.Yes,I know I haven't submitted anything on the portal...yet,but I have done some flash games and I do know how hard it is.Apart from all the meaningless gobbledygook,all I have to say about it is "That's it?".You can do better.I know it.Oh and by the way,make the "monsters" a bit slower wouldya?We normal idiots can't keep up with that.Ciao!
Yours truly: DJ

Score: 8

"Pico,Pico!!!"

submission: Pico, Pico!

date: December 28, 2002

Hehehee...That song's dang catchy.Take me to the dolly SISTAAAAAaaaaa...

Score: 7

"You see:new style.I see:waste of time."

submission: The Oracle (demo)

date: December 28, 2002

Ach...This gives a new meaning to BORING!The graphicks are nicer than in most games but everything else:eww.Hey I'm nto saying that it should be blammmed,what I'm saying that it should be improved.NOW!!!.