Score: 6

"But a shade of the real thing..."

submission: Meditation - Fireplace

date: January 6, 2003

This is indeed relaxing to watch,but a real shore in a cold night is much more soulsoothing.*sigh*...I miss the sea...

Score: 9

"Monty Python is indeed the greatest show ever."

submission: Monty Python Tribute

date: January 6, 2003

I am sad that they stopped making Monty Python,but my spirit rejoices when I see that there still are people who like it.There should be more tributes like this in newgrounds.Good job on the artwork(if it's yours),the sounds were a bit bad,but who cares!I hail you,brother in Sense of Humor.

Score: 6

"Ooh,nice artwork."

submission: Hit the Dump v1.2

date: January 6, 2003

You've got talent,I can tell.And you're wasting it for THIS?!?!?For crissake man,make something worthy of your skill.Otherwise you'll be labeled as(like most of the portal content) crap.I am not saying that you're bad at this,but PLEASE!!!There's already enough killfest in this damned site!Hey here's an idea,make amovie with that guy in the game.Make it long.Make it funny.And most of all...MAKE IT ORIGINAL!....that's about it.

Score: 7

"Hmm..."

submission: The Salesman

date: January 6, 2003

Something tells me you have something against salesmen...could I be right?

Score: 7

"I'm gonna cross the street now...here I go..."

submission: My name is Bill

date: January 2, 2003

Heheehehe...
-"So what are you doing now?"
-"Masturbatin'"
-"O h I see..."
Goddammit that was frickin' hilarious!Make more!

Score: 7

"Uhh..."

submission: Turd of the Week

date: January 2, 2003

This is one of those movies that are impossible to review...I'll just say it was good.

Score: 7

"Hmm...feely 'n' touchy..."

submission: Knottsberry - A Tribute

date: January 2, 2003

Dunno about you but I just can't miss a CLOCK.Howzabout "Goodbye melonpeel sprocket..."?Sprocketcrew!

Score: 8

"Violanci!!"

submission: the skullkid

date: January 2, 2003

Hoo-wee!Senseless,meaningless and over-the-top violence...i like it :)

Score: 9

"This is not good..."

submission: Bakuhatsu Panic! 2 Demo

date: December 30, 2002

This is FANTASTIC!!!Really addictive and decent graphics too,no fuzzys here...That is all.

Score: 7

"'Ey now..."

submission: Possible NG Intro..

date: December 30, 2002

This is really good yaknow.NG should make this a pop-up ad or something.