Score: 6

"Even I have my limits..."

submission: Punch Bin Laden

date: January 15, 2003

I make it a rule to vote high on movies that don't really even deserve it.But this crap has got to GO!I mean for the love of Ailix,look at what you call graphics!!And the sound sucks so bad that even I can't make up a metaphor!You could have balanced this by making it a bit longer.But NOOOO!Just a few hits and the guys out!Hey here's a friendly(im serious) advice.Make Osama last a wee bit longer,so I can use him as a drum.He sounds like one...

Score: 8

"Hmm...new style I see."

submission: My Science Project

date: January 15, 2003

In spite of that it's a cliche,I say this is really good job.I like the way you developed something (almost) of your own.The graphichs are very...very..umm...bouncy?I like it.And to add to that,I like very few things.

Score: 6

"Again you triumph with the work of others..."

submission: Hentai Tale 5: Strike 1

date: January 15, 2003

Not that it's so bad though.I won't thank you for the nice art nor the uhh...original plotline.I thank you for endangering yourself on your daring raids to the porn shop across the the street.Think of it.You are somewhat of a newgrounds saint...well not saint,but something like that anyways.Mak...err...steal more!

Score: 7

"And the crow goes WILY!!"

submission: Megaman Dance Party

date: January 14, 2003

Why ay ay ay is this so short(*grin*)?Good work...very good.One thing bothers me tho."No violence"???What the hell izzat supposed to mean?Tom/Wade/Whoever did you even watch this movie?Guts man got squashed!Alas poor Guts man.I knew him well...

Score: 8

"A few things are missing."

submission: Stick RPG

date: January 14, 2003

Firstly:the gun.I can buy it and as much ammo as I want,but I can't use it!What the heck am I supposed to do with a gun if I can't rob anything?!
Secondly:There was this small glitch I noticed.When you walk somewhere(like your house),come out and start walking straight away,sometimes the stickman begins...jumping.He's like he would be standing still,but I can move him.And about every 5 seconds he jumps twice.Am I paranoid or is that a bug?
Thirdly:When you buy cocaine from the drugdealer,he's still clickable under the panel.When you click him again,you get the dialog of the old hobo in the corner of the pub.
Man I'm such a critic...oh well.All in all it's a really good game.You might want to add sucha thing as reputation in the game.It could determine what jobs you can take or will you learn faster in the school.Ain't I smart?:)

Score: 7

"Hmm...tasteless *and* unoriginal."

submission: BlEED I

date: January 14, 2003

I personally don't like goregames because they are unoriginal,all killeverythingthatmovesandabit more,but I do have to say,I rather like this one.Yes,I know I haven't submitted anything on the portal...yet,but I have done some flash games and I do know how hard it is.Apart from all the meaningless gobbledygook,all I have to say about it is "That's it?".You can do better.I know it.Oh and by the way,make the "monsters" a bit slower wouldya?We normal idiots can't keep up with that.Ciao!
Yours truly: DJ

Score: 8

"Noo!!!My beer!"

submission: Beer,beer,beer,beer

date: January 13, 2003

No you can't have it!!It's mine!Mine I said!Mine,mine,MINE!!!Everyone 's trying to get it.But will they?Noo!They can't have it!Because it's mine!All mine!And none of it's yours!My precisousssss...

Score: 5

"When is part two to be expected?"

submission: Hentai Tales: Dragon P. 1

date: January 13, 2003

graphics 8=I'm just a perv.Can I help it?
sound 0=there was no sound
interactivity 2=well there were the small arrows
style 0=it's not yours
violence 6=hey the chick was raped!
humor 6="pink has developed a taste for bondage"Hahahaa...oh god..
Well all in all it's a good comic,but I'm not gonna applaud you for it.I applaud the twisted mind who created this.Then again...It's a picnic when compared to what's going on in my mind...Ah who cares!You're good.OK now I've said it.Submit the other one!

Score: 7

"Hmm,not half bad."

submission: part 0: synj ASSKICKER

date: January 13, 2003

I don't say this about many movies,but I like it!One question though.The name Synj,how did you come up with it?

Score: 9

"Hmm...that's odd."

submission: Pico's Mansion! (Demo)

date: January 13, 2003

When I tried out what would happen If I lose to the ghost,the screen just went blank.What's that all about?Pico's gone to heaven??