Score: 6

"From a nightmare to a dream..."

submission: Hentai Tale 9: Finders...

date: January 22, 2003

Now unless this is based on true story,which I think it is,the fellow who came up with this should get his head exampled.I mean,the guys penis just came off, without any violent slicing scenes(which the public loves oh-so-much).Isn't that rather...unlikely?Anyway I think you are all pervs and should be put to jail just for being still alive...welcome to the club :).

Score: 6

"You got the head from ogrish.com?"

submission: An Anti-Clock Lesson

date: January 19, 2003

Well well well...hmm, this is one of those movies that are difficult to review without getting the author screaming "Fuck you!!!1" at me.What can I say?People suck.I personally don't think the clockmovies suck, just the clocks.And like everyone else propably asked, did you get that exploding head from ogrish.com?

Yours truly.Dj

Score: 6

"One thing about all of your movies bugs me"

submission: Ytown Public 2

date: January 18, 2003

The voice acting in all of your movies is messed up!The swedish accent of the director guy should have been the vikings' (in the final episode))voice and the brain cells' voice should have been the bartenders'(Detective Frofrog).Art is nice,humor clicks, but seriously,you got your voice acting messed up big time!I don't suppose you could fix it?I bet you'd get a few points more from several users if you'd fix this small "problem" of low importance.I know what you're thinking, "everyone's a critic...fuck you!".Well we're supposed to be.It's our job as reviewers,to find even the smallest glitches and tiniest errors.Good movie though...

Score: 7

"...err...I'm afraid of you..."

submission: Big Gay Bubba

date: January 18, 2003

I have seen many,many dispeakable,gruesome,horrifyin g and disturbing things in my life and this one's ,from scale of 1-100,a 20(1 being just pure evil)...Good job!!Not many things disgust me anymore,for my moral is like a beaten child, but this one actually makes my eye twitch.You got real talent.I think there should be a "Just desturbing" collection on newgrounds.You'd get to the top with this!And please don't take this as sarcasm, I like disturbing things.Only the vid of a young child being impaled on a sharp pole beats this one...

Score: 6

"AAAGH!!My eyes!!I can't see..."

submission: Rave Time

date: January 17, 2003

Just cuz the programs' name is "Flash" doesn't mean you could something that flashy.Agh...I can't see colors anymore...

Score: 7

"Ah.someone with taste..."

submission: Drowning

date: January 16, 2003

I liked this one very much.It's not often when you see flash like this.I guess that guy was sort of another form of an arsonist.He loved water and I can't blame 'im...the soft,silent beaty of the underwater is a thing every person should witness at least once.By the way,was this one of them "A long time ago in a far away land" things or is there some truth to this?And uhh,pardon the bad grammar.I'm not english nor american

Score: 7

"Well I lie alot..."

submission: Ytown Public 6

date: January 16, 2003

...but I *think* I'm telling the truth when I say I like this.The viking fellow was hilarious.You shoulda made him speak swedish or at least with a swedish accent.And the elephant,oh God hahaa...when I saw the yellow thing enter the hellevator I began to roll on the floor,laughing my furry ass off!I think this is better than your new project(Detective Monmongoose...or was it Chikchicken?)...at least for now that is.Not bad not bad...the plotline kinda sucks though.Seems you make it up as you go.Correct?

Score: 8

"Just a dab will drop ya..."

submission: Detective Frofrog

date: January 16, 2003

First things first,I'm gonna explain the scores.
Graphics:8=10 being the base score,I dropped one point because I don't like to be too flattering.The other one 'cus jazzy 50s style movies should ALWAYS be Noir.
Sound:9=Suhweet jazz!
Interactivity:6=For the eggs
Style:10=Finally!!Someone with a style of his own!
Violence:5=Frofrog punched and chased the little blue rabbit like thing(Can't remember his name)
Humor:7=I am aware that it has been pointed out before,but the timing of the jokes is a bit bad.
And now to comments.
Guess I'm just gonna repeat everything the other reviewers said...oh well.Good music,original artwork yadda yadda frickin' yadda.One question of my own though.Why do all the characters growl while they talk?Even the french bartender grunted and gurgled while he spoke.You snatched some 50-67 old men to do the voice acting?The eggs were damn hard to catch.I had to try 3 times(yes I do suck) before I caught them all.One more thing.When you have a french bartender/waiter,you should always make him say "Au'tor!more wine!"(Did I get the "au'tor" right?).Weell...I guess that's it.
Sum up:
I like monkeys
P.S.Even I could have made a bit better plotline...but whatta hell!It's just the first part...

Score: 7

"Well I guess you can think it like that..."

submission: BLAM! MiniGame

date: January 15, 2003

You little flash zealot you!...ah yes,about the game.Well the graphics are nice and clean.No grumbling about that.The sound I don't know,for my speakers were broken at the time I played this.There's this wee little thing I'd like to yap about.When I reached the higher levels,there doesn't seem to be hardly any "crap" movies and I got so bored that I started turning the "good" movies to jumping dicks(???) and shooting them.Well I guess that's about it.G'day.

Score: 6

"Hmm...looks like you really tried."

submission: Girls

date: January 15, 2003

Nice interface an'all,but why not make some of your own?Or if you can't draw(that makes two of us)you could always try and animate these pics.Now there's a challenge!You up for it?