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Score: 9
Escape from Elm Street

"Not bad,not bad at all."

date: February 8, 2003

It's almost,dare I say it,excellent!Sweet from the beginnning to the end.The puzzles were a bit easy though.It took me seconds to figure out the rope/button puzzle,but I like it nonetheless.All you people who say this is hard,a bit logical thinking please,it isn't that difficult when you see the whole picture and not just the one rope.Visualize,ponder and most important of all,try it at home:).Beatiful job on the game Afro_Ninja,simply beatiful.I've never really been an Elmstreet fan,so there is a few jokes/images that I don't understand.What's with the toilet fountain?Oh and all you who don't get the TV puzzle,look at the picture on the wall and think of the 70:s.That's all,bye now.

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Score: 6
Cowardly Terrorism

"Gwahahahahaha!!"

submission: Cowardly Terrorism
date: February 6, 2003

Oh god...that got me laughing my ass off from the first moment.Comedy in it's purest form.Pure genious!I don't know how anyone can come up with something this hilarious,but I ask you to make more.Aw man I gotta watch that again...hehehee....

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Score: 8
Super Mario Blitz

"Gah!Nooo!!It's happening again!Noooo!!"

submission: Super Mario Blitz
date: February 4, 2003

*wheeze...wheeze*...Dear god,I think I just experienced dejavu.That movie was EXACTLY like the dream I had,when I got a 35 celsius fever and had played mario for hours...the horror...it never ends...

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Score: 7
Happy Birthday Dave :D

"Go robot!It's ya birthday!..yay!"

date: January 31, 2003

Well the movie bites when compared to the other one's you've made,but because of your movies I discovered Bob and George,so I'm gonna vote 5 on these every day just for the hell of it!Go robot,it's ya birthday...

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Score: 5
Star Wars 3: AOS

"Hmm...odd little film"

submission: Star Wars 3: AOS
date: January 30, 2003

An overweight jedi with a twin bladed saber in the front of some gits house facing two slimshady wannabes after his partner died quite cleanly...And I thought I can make farfetched ideas...

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Score: 6
The MegaMysteryMan Oath

"Not bad...for your first one that is."

date: January 28, 2003

This is the kind of flash that I like.More humor,less slapstick.I've seen many of the megaman parodies,if you can call them that and I think this is one of the best.What is this...this "Bob and George" you mentioned?If it has anything to do with this,I want to see it!

Yours truly.Dj

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Score: 6
Emil and the chase

"Hehee,tästä onkin aikaa kun viimeks näin..."

submission: Emil and the chase
date: January 28, 2003

Vaahteranmäen Eemeli?Joku vielä tuntee sen?Teeppäs vaikka "Pippi Långstrumpa" filmi!;)

Author's Response:

Excuse me? I don't speech finnish.

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Score: 7
Nevertheless

"Cynicism...rising..."

submission: Nevertheless
date: January 25, 2003

Yeah sure,really heartwarming if you're into that kinda thing.I myself have been beaten up by life so many times,that my overwhelming cynicism restricts me for having these "feelings" you yours.I try not to be a harsh critic, but this DESPERATELY needed something.Something subtle,something blue,maybe a small (blue) text of the girls thoughts in the "ring drop" scene."he promised to come back" would be good,but hell,I dunno.Any romantic souls want to tell me what's the main thing in this?I'm emotionally handicapped...

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Score: 9
Lost your Marbles

"Gah!It's too damn addictive!"

submission: Lost your Marbles
date: January 25, 2003

I just can't stop moving the little cube around the maze.Make it less addictive,please!It's ruining my life!![plays just ONE more time]

Author's Response:

Sheesh dude, sorry... I'll try less hard next time ;)

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Score: 4
Blood, Guns and Sticks

"When do people stop it!?!?"

date: January 24, 2003

Almost every goddamn submission to NG is a "new" violent stick movie!When do people get it?THERE'S ENOUGH ALREADY!!!I'm not insulting your flash skills or art,I am insulting your lack of imagination!If you can't make up ANY kind of an idea,ask someone smarter than yourself.All this yapping may be a result of my lack of caffeine,but this sucks nonetheless.Why don'tcha go make a "torture taliban" game or maybe even a dressup?In case you missed it(which I suspect you did),that was sarcasm,dolt.

Yours truly:Dj

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