Score: 7

"30,000 stickmen,30,001 stickmen,30,002 stickmen..."

submission: Defend Your Castle (Full)

date: June 16, 2003

Ye gods,I'm about to give a good review to a stick game.Let's just stay hush-hush about this,okay?

A very nice and addicting game,though it needs a few finishing touches.First of all,I really don't think giving the possibility of unlimited castle-upgrading,bowmen and craftsmen is a good idea.It makes the rest of the game hella too easy,and I'm too corrupt to resist the urge.A few 'prizes' would be nice too,such as 'Blitzkrieg mode'.You'd reach a certain number of kills,and after a few seconds,the screen would be just SWARMING with enemy sticks,more than the bowmen can handle.That'd be fun.And you know,a little thing like a catapult enemy wouldn't hurt...(you'd have to ...to...to jiggle it to death!).But,these are all just suggestions,and it's your choice whether or not I'm going to send thugs after yo,aerm...I mean,whether or not you want to add anything.

Cheers!
DJ

Score: 10

"I,once again,am in awe..."

submission: My Angel

date: May 23, 2003

Beautiful art mixed with THE perfect song!You never cease to amaze me..This is going to my favorites,AND I'll do everything in my power to raise this little gem all the way to 5.00.

Yours truly: DJ

Score: 7

"TackatackatackaBOOM!!"

submission: IRAQ ATTACK

date: April 5, 2003

This is an excellent game,that really would deserve a longer review than this,but because of my lack of caffeine today,I'm too tired to even explain the scores I gave.Love the humor,love the little Iraqi soldiers yelling at me,love the game.

Darth(I am NOT a Jedi!)_Jii

Score: 8

"Ah,the good ol' 8-bitNESs(get it?)"

submission: 8 Bit D&D

date: March 31, 2003

I've never got the chance to play the nearly legendary D&D,but I think I got most of the jokes.One thing bugs me though,"I wanna cast magic missile".Is that supposed to just sound morbid,yet cute(it WAS BM who said it),or was there actually some deeper,insider joke?Just curious.

Oh yea,the movie...The graphics are nicely modified and the mouth movement while not revolutionary,new and thus,good.

Sound is so and so.It may be that it was meant to sound (I do hate myself for saying this) almost frighteningly geeky,but still,fighter's voice REALLY could have been someone else.

Good movie all-in-all.I like it and the list of "things I like" is a short one,so I guess you could think of it as an achievement.

Yay and 8-bit joy:D_J

Score: 6

"Another AYB parody, huh?Well all I can say is..."

submission: All Your Bass

date: February 27, 2003

BASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBA SSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASS BASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBA SSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASS BASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBA SSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASSBASS !!

Score: 9

"A massive load of 8bit thief-on-thief action!"

submission: Thief vs Thief?

date: February 27, 2003

This,like all of your movies, made my day a bit better.The hidden minigame was neat too.

Score: 8

"Like the last reviewer said,yay for boobies!=)"

submission: Charlie Zero's Apology

date: February 15, 2003

Apology huh?Hell,I forgive ya=).One thing I want to complain about though.I haven't seen you submit anything for a looooong time and I'm really getting nervous.Are you dead or something?

Score: 8

"Where to start..."

submission: Dress Up Bin Laden

date: February 14, 2003

This is one of the most disturbing movies on the newgrounds yet.The "send in the camel" almost made me throw up.Good work ;)!!The game itself is,so and so.Not too bad,not too good.Interactivity is very high on this game,nice.And the music,I LOVE the music!What's it's name?Tell me tell me tell me TELL ME!!Must...have...mp3...A lilli lilli hamba ruubla...

Score: 5

"What in the...?"

submission: The Swedish Idiot, Grob

date: February 13, 2003

Hey that guy wasn't swedish!That was obviously a german,not a swede.Swede's are thinner and have weird teeth.

Score: 7

"Ba-da-pap-ba-dee--ba--dab-da-dabbo..."

submission: Scatman's Let It Go

date: February 10, 2003

Well your flash skills suck,but the simple fact that it has Scatman in it is a reason to vote five...every day!